Scorpio for this week:

It’s illegal to hunt whales in landlocked Utah, ride a bike in a swimming pool in California, and walk on your hands while crossing a street in Hartford, Connecticut. You risk arrest in Nova Scotia if you water a lawn while it’s raining, and could be thrown in jail for eating ice cream on Sunday while on Ottawa’s Bank Street. I recommend that you research all the similarly dumb laws that are on the books in your part of the world, and systematically break them. APRIL FOOL! You’ve got better revolts to attend to than that, Scorpio. Don’t waste your time rebelling against irrelevant laws that few people know about. Direct your dissent at dumb rules that are truly hurtful.

FreeWill Astrology

Hrm. I think I might start a revolution. I’m itching for some violence, ATM.


  1. It is illegal to ride a buffalo through the streets of Kansas, and it is illegal to try on more than three dresses on a Sunday in Alaska. But my all time favorite is this one for Kentucky- you are only legally drunk when you can no longer hold on to the floor.


  2. an old law they never took off the book, makes it illegal for a smell person to ride a streetcar in Atlanta….and too many other crazy things to list…. I lost the list i had of it. heh.


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