Now here’s a scary thought…

Scorpio for this week:

In the coming days, Scorpio, you will almost certainly become pregnant–if not by literally conceiving a fetus, then by germinating the metaphorical equivalent. Do you have any idea about what’s getting ready to sprout within you? I hope so, because if you do, it means you’re attuned to the secrets that have been ripening in the fertile depths. But if you don’t know anything about the new life that’s stirring, drop everything and find out. You need to be a fully conscious participant in the gestation.

FreeWill Astrology

If I’m pregnant, I wanna know who knocked me up in my sleep, they owe me.