Scorpio for this week:

“Women are traps that lay for men everywhere,” said Franz Kafka, “in order to drag them into the infinite.” If you find this idea sexist or heterosexist, formulate your own version. One way or another, you need to get lured or yanked into a bracing experience of boundless possibilities . . . into a delightfully shocking immersion in eternal truth . . . into a whirlwind tour of sublime, brain-scrambling beauty. If an uncanny woman will do the job for you, great. If an amazing man works better, or maybe a magical member of an in-between gender, seek that person out. Play hard with the limitless, Scorpio.

FreeWill Astrology

Oh yeah, we’re traps alright, too bad some of us haven’t learned the finer “womanly” arts that don’t involve a kitchen. Very lost art, if you ask me, the art of seduction, that is. Of course, being an in-between gender myself, I guess I’ll take one of each. Which, being the abso-lucky person I am, I already have within my midst. And I cannot even begin to describe how amazing they both are. With that said, I look forward to falling down the abyss. Bring it on.