Scorpio for this week:
Recently, less than five percent of the world’s astronomers voted to demote Pluto from a planet to a “dwarf planet.” Some Scorpios were alarmed, since Pluto is the heavenly body that traditionally rules your sign. My opinion? Don’t worry. I agree with mythologist Roxanna Bikadoroff, who says there’s poetic justice in calling Pluto a dwarf planet. In fairy tales, dwarves are often magicians who possess hidden storehouses of riches and act as agents of creative transformation. They typically live beneath bridges, which are symbols of transitional thresholds, and are masters of in-between states. They bestow blessings on anyone who is able to pass their demanding tests. This is an apt symbolic description of you at your most potent, which I expect you to be during the coming weeks.
Funny, I thought it was absolutely hilarious that Pluto was demoted. In fact, I was waiting to see all the astrology sites go batty over it.
As for demanding tests….does this mean some strange guy will walk into my world and rock it? After all, that in itself is pretty fucking demanding. Or maybe it will be a kick ass girl….