Scorpio for this week:
[Editor’s note: To prepare this horoscope, I stole some of the lyrics from Yoko Ono’s song “Revelations” and added some words of my own.] Bless you for your anger, Scorpio. It’s a sign of zeal. If you transform it into creative fire, it will transmute your relationship with any situation you’re angry about. Bless you for your greed. It’s a sign of great capacity. Honor the law of karma by giving as much as you want to get, and your greed will drive you to grow generous. Bless you for your jealousy. It’s a sign of immature empathy. Ripen it into admiration and what you admire will become an inspiring part of your life.
Hrm…I know the anger one is still vaguely appropriate, as there are still some issues that are bubbling to the surface, that need to be examined and resolved. Greed, well, I guess I’ll just have to figure out what I’m greedy about – unless it’s the number of bfs I can have on any given occasion. And jealousy….well, that gets dealt with when it arises and it always involves lots of self reflection, though I’ve never considered using it as admiration. That’s an interesting reflection of that emotion.