Tagged by Ala

3 things that scare me:
1. Falling
2. The stupid masses
3. Ignorance

3 people that make me laugh:
1. Zoomie
2. My Bitch
3. My Evil Twin

3 things that I hate most:
1. Stupid people
2. Stupid people
3. Stupid people

3 things I don’t understand:
1. Fanaticism/Extremism
2. The Democratic Party
3. The Republican Party

3 things I am doing right now:
1. Typing
2. Chewing gum
3. Feeling better than I was earlier

3 things I want to do before I die:
1. Sky dive
2. Bungee jump
3. Free climb chimney rock

3 things I can do:
1. Choke someone out in 15 seconds.
2. Give a great massage
3. Love

3 ways to describe my personality:
1. Playful
2. Old Soul
3. Bitch

3 things I can’t do:
1. See green
2. Have sex with a pro-lifer (sorry Ala, had to)
3. Be nice to stupid people

3 things I think you should listen to:
1. Orphaned Land
2. Me
3. My invisible friend

3 things you should never listen to:
1. Political parties
2. Most of the MSM
3. Stupid people

3 absolute favorite foods:
1. Chicken strips
2. Veggie dumplings
3. Cheesecake

3 things I’d like to learn:
1. How to skydive
2. Thai Massage ritual
3. Harp

3 beverages I drink regularly:
1. Water
2. Coffee
3. Gatorade

3 shows I watched as a kid:
1. The Popples
2. PeeWee’s Playhouse (go fig.)
3. The Smurfs

3 people I am tagging:
Everyone!