Scorpio for this week:
This is one of those odd turning points when you have a license to be a cute brat in charge of mischievous healing. I dare you to stir up the exact kind of trouble that will make everyone feel better. It’s also a good time to start benevolent rumors, break out in song during committee meetings, and push your own buttons before anyone else can push them. Please try to be one step ahead of yourself at all times, Scorpio. And if you can’t seem to resist your craving for the metaphorical equivalent of pickles and ice cream–and I’ll be amazed if you can–be sure you balance it by cultivating a desire for ketchup and banana sandwiches.
Hrm. This sounds like fun, except for the magically pregnant cravings. Yeck!