Scorpio for this week:
On the first Monday of every month, a vision of the Virgin Mary appears on the back porch of Audrey Hoff’s house in Miami. Even if you usually have no interest in curiosities like this, Scorpio, I predict that in 2007 you’ll be involved in a comparable phenomenon. It won’t necessarily feature the Virgin Mary, but will be in alignment with your particular belief system. So if you’re a Buddhist, you may have dreams of the Buddha visiting your bedroom. If you’re a gay Republican, you might have vivid waking visions of Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Reagan making holy love in a log cabin. If you’re a lapsed Catholic, you may have recurring dreams of Jesus giving you permission not to pray to him. If you’re an atheist, you could have a series of spectacular epiphanies that prove to you with ever-more certainty that there is no God.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Anyone want to take a gander at what type of image this would result in for a Celtic Reconstructionist daughter of the Mhorrighain? Or is it that I might be eating crow soon? That would not be cool.
reagan and lincoln?
wow. those people are warped.
i also had the thought
maybe the Crow will be eating you
Re: i also had the thought
That would not be cool either.