‘Tis a sad day in my life, when I feel moved to send a letter to the ACLU, requesting them to stop representing me as an American. If they continue in their direction, I will never contribute to them again.
Why is it so difficult to follow someone’s wishes?
I just broke my anger management toy. Dammit. I have no clue how my Scotsman deals with me when I do that. But I need to go get a new stuffed anger management toy.