Scorpio for this week:
This is a perfect time to brag about what you can’t do and don’t have. Why? Think of it as a way to neutralize any unsavory karma you may have accrued during outbreaks of excessive pride or hurtful arrogance in the past. As an example of how to proceed, I offer you the case of pop singer Enrique Iglesias. When asked by The Sun, a British newspaper, if he would consider being photographed nude for the cover of his future album, he said no. “I could actually have the smallest penis in the world,” he explained. With that as your inspiration, Scorpio, get out there and start boasting in reverse.
I’m sorry, but I have nothing to boast about in reverse. Well, except maybe the size of the room my ego fits in to. I’m gonna have to stretch for this one, seriously, because I’m pretty straight about what I have and have not. Of course, we all know the two facades I have, both, of which, are shown to the world.
And seriously, my ego isn’t that big, it’s just like a puffer fish. When it needs to, it inflates, then goes back to normal.
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