I love my horrorscope emails:

Dear Lara,

Get ready for drama! A total eclipse of the Sun will occur in the sign of Leo on August 1. Although this eclipse has a pretty narrow trajectory and will only be visible in parts of Canada, across the Arctic and into China, it still represents metamorphosis — change is in the air.

/sarcasm

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