Yep, I’m running late, blame CA time….
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
If you’re intent on scoring and imbibing an exotic psychedelic drug from Africa, please seek out stuff that has been grown organically. If you’re planning to acquire a panther as a house pet, make sure it has been housebroken. And if you find it impossible to repress your urge to stagger into a bar and find a stranger to take home for a night of carnal rapture, be sure to practice safe sex. APRIL FOOL! Everything I just said is a lie. Here’s my real message for you: You’re susceptible to rationalizing risky behavior, which could lead you to do stupid things. I suggest you either postpone sketchy adventures for a couple of weeks, or else get frank feedback from a clear-headed friend before diving in.
Well, let’s see…I didn’t do anything stupid this weekend, besides train on an injured knee. Didn’t compete and managed to only oogle one guy. Go me. Oh yeah, I did get to snuggle the most beautiful woman in my world (who also happens to have a level head).
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