Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
“Dear Rob: Here are my New Year’s resolutions. (1) I vow to Siamese-twin together my bad-ass, no-hype, wide-eyed self with my tricky, strategic, puzzle-loving self. (2) I vow to rage on like a dancing warrior in the urban wilderness, keeping peak experiences and total slaphappy victory at the top of my priority list, while at the same time I play hide-and-seek with the dark delicious secrets that fuel my soul’s lust for wicked meaning. (3) I vow to deepen the collaborative efforts of my suck-out-the-marrow-and-spit-out-the-bones craziness and my listen-carefully-to-the-flow-of-the-underground-river caginess. -Double Intense Scorpio.” Dear Double Intense: Scorpios everywhere will benefit from hearing your resolutions, which is why I’ve made them 2008’s first horoscope.
While all my other horoscopes are telling me next year is all about giving of myself, I don’t think I’m in a spot to really do that, yet. Oh yeah, and the damned things talk about relationships…..
That said, I know I’m a few days late on this, but I’d like to thank everyone I got to see and talk to on NYE. I’ve missed you all very much and I’m sorry that my time was cut short. I hope the issues that came up were limited, as I was hoping to not involve as many people as possible. Yeah, I’ve got issues, compounded by the issues of other people. And eternalredneck, thank you. moonbird, tea-time, very soon. 🙂