Scorpio for this week:
It’ll be fine to eat ice cream with a fork this week. It’ll be kind of cool to enter through exits, too, and you may generate good luck if you smash a mirror with a hammer or talk about subjects you’re normally too superstitious to broach. You should also consider fixing things before they’re broken, and listen ravenously to what’s not being said. But please avoid trying to drink coffee with a sieve, Scorpio. Refrain from saying what you don’t mean. And don’t you dare try to fall up.
Sounds like Mercury going retrograde again. 😡 But drinking coffee with a sieve is a bad idea, no matter how inverse one is trying to be. Good thing I’m too sick to drink coffee right now.