Day: January 16, 2005

Scorpio for this week:

I beg you not to do what Robert Chamberlain did in his room at a Motel 6 in Chenango, New York last May. Please don’t buy 14 jars of petroleum jelly and smear the stuff all over yourself, the walls, and the furniture. On the other hand, Scorpio, I do recommend that you become as slippery as possible in the coming week, metaphorically speaking. Don’t stay too long in one place, don’t commit yourself to long-term plans, don’t get stuck in dogmatic perspectives, and don’t get pinned down, period.

FreeWill Astrology

Hrm, I wonder if KY would work better? And what if I like being pinned down?