This is why I love work….
Me: “Chief, WB and I figured out what to do with solicitors that call.”
BM: “Really? What’s that?”
Me: “Put them ‘on hold while playing Napalm Death.”
BM: “Ok, sounds good!”
Me: “Coul you pick up line 1 to check the volume?”
With that said, he was kind enough to turn the satellite to the metal station and suffered through Pantera until the end of the song.
You just gave me a wonderfully evil idea next time telemarketers call up here. Muhahaha!
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just ask them to hold on for a minute 😉
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I also like doing my Margaret Cho impression where she is impersonating her grandmother doing the “save da pay-pah!” Throws them off.
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I let Caitlin talk to them she has a blast …they get confused when she starts to sing Disney tunes and hang up
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Sad news on the Pantera front. Some jackass killed Dimebag Darrel last night at a show his new band was doing.
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Eeeeep! Linkage?
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4081161.stm
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thanks man. all my metal friends are pissed about it, and rightly so. too bad the guy who did it only took 1 bullet.
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Today’s definitely a day for playing Pantera. Poor Darrel.
In related info, my grandmother had an awesome way to deal with telemarketers. She left most of the bills in my grandfather’s name after he passed away so the calls come in asking for him. She’ll politely explain that he no longer lives there and gives them his “new” address and his “new” phone number. *snicker* Meaning the addy for the cemetary he’s buried in, his plot number for the appartment number, and the caretaker’s house for his home phone. Okay, so it won’t work for a business, but it was related and damn funny. imho
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yeah, i lit a candle for him. Thank god for well-trained armed police officers. Granted, i think that guy deserved more than just 1 bullet to the head.
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You never cease to amaze me 😀
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hehehehehe.
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