Freakchylde's

Ok, must agree with lokasenna, how the fuck does a horrid band get a cool name? Granted, it’s nice to see cheesy 80s, wanna-be Queen music coming back. But seriously, the vocals sound like Rush, but much more shallow – like, sand bar shallow, maybe dry riverbed. Though, seeing them perform a “live” event, I really think it’s the underwear/tight pants combo.

And for the record, no one will every be able to beat KISS on actually looking decent in chest-bearing shirts….and white ones look like crap against casper.