So, updates for the day….

Seems today is the surrealist’s dream. The highlight of it was the focus on bodily fluids. One of the packages we got from our regular distributer had all the clothes in it wet. However, the box, itself, was dry and so were all the bags that the clothes were separated into. At first, we thought it was water. After wading in it, we realized it smelled very acidic, like urine. After the freakout regarding that, and two hours later, I was trying to pop the register drawer open, and sliced into my finger. So, I now know first hand how much I can bleed all over the place, what my own adipose tissue looks like, and how coherent I can manage to be while going into shock. I even managed to clean up my own blood off the knife, the register, and the counter, and sterilize the surfaces. *grin* Now, my wrist hurts like a bitch, and I’m learning to type without a middle finger.

My apologies to those of the faintest of hearts.