Month: June 2009

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

A lesbian reader who calls herself “Speedy Slow-Hand” wrote to me asking for advice. She explained that she keeps getting obsessed with the half-feral amazons whom her intense Scorpio self lusts after, and this causes her to miss making contact with the warm, nurturing women her softer side craves. Is it better to have someone to run the race with, she asked, or someone to massage her feet after the race? Whether or not you yourself are in the hunt for love, Scorpio, I think her testimony is an apt metaphor for your current dilemma. Should you go with the choice that makes your spirit burn with pungent excitement, or should you opt for what feeds your soul with rich relaxation? I would like to suggest that there’s at least a 30 percent possibility you could have both.

FreeWill Astrology

How about someone who will run some of the races with you, then reciprocate foot massages at the end? I’d be happy with 30%, 100% would get to be too monotonous. Then again, some who is willing to show up to wait at the end of the line would be nice, too.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Attention all aspiring lottery winners! If you will ever in your life win more than $10 in the lottery or similar game of chance, this would probably be the time. I’m not saying you definitely will. I’m simply suggesting that your odds are better than usual — certainly better than the chances that you’ll be invited by Brad Pitt to co-star with him in a feature film about alien pirates set in 22nd-century Madagascar. On the other hand, the possibility of a dumb-luck windfall is still rather remote compared to the likelihood of other kinds of financial progress. For instance, there’s an excellent chance that you’ll stimulate the flow of good fiscal karma if you spend quality time taking inventory of your approach to money and developing a long-term master plan to promote your prosperity.

FreeWill Astrology

Yeah, been working on that whole “approach to money” issue. Usually I’m pretty good with it, granted, I’ll admit, I’ve been spending more this last week than I should. But I make a point of weighing the needs vs wants issue when necessary. Business-wise, I don’t touch anything in the business account, unless it’s paying a bill or shelling out for payroll. And if things at the Doc’s office hold, and a payment schedule for the dumbass is set up, I’ll be able to get completely caught up with taxes and get ahead on them.

This weekend rocked, made it out to the gothy Potluck at Kortney and Stevhan’s. Made it out to dinner with the ET and co. Yesterday was introducing the awesomeness that is Kortney to the awesomeness that is teh Su. We had fun, got underwear, got Wafflehouse and found lots of cool ideas for teh Su’s hatch day. Downside, idiot at the Tmobile dealer who is making me go talk to an actual Tmobile dealer. How he still has his job, I have no clue.

Saturday, I got to dinner early, so took a walk through Junkman’s. Snagged a new corset (wow, they have well-made ones!!!!), with pink butterflies on the front panels. When I sized it, it would have fit right, but when it came down to cinching, I can close it. Dammit! I wasn’t sure if I needed a 26″ or a 24″. Well, now I know. But I have a cool corset that still cinches me down, and I can share it with teh Su. Dinner was cool, got to see the ProgPower crew and spend some time with the ET (who unfortunately had a headache).

After that, was off to the gothluck around the corner from my apartment. Was nice to see that crew, even though some were leaving as I arrived. 😦 The idea of Kortney being within biking range is awesome. I sense a tan in my future.

My amusement for the weekend, is seeing the closed sign still on my pool (they haven’t cleaned it yet) and seeing about 20 people in it. We have 2 other pools that are clean, why they can’t read, I will never understand. Oh well, tis funny.

Now, it’s work time. Wheeeeee!!!!!!! Have some errands this afternoon, will probably come home first and hop on the bike to run them.

Oh yeah, diet change has helped out Elan, so far. Last night I filled the feeder, so we’ll see if having access to food all the time changes that.