Scorpio for week of April 24th:
In my astrological opinion, it’s a perfect time to introduce more experimentation into your most promising relationship. To stimulate your imagination, here are a few ideas you and your companion might want to try together. 1. Go outside just after midnight, wail five loud cock-a-doodle-doos, then run back inside before you’re caught. 2. Describe to your friend or partner a detailed vision of his or her best possible future. Ask for the same treatment in return. 3. Borrow the approach of the religions that have rituals of eating their gods. Buy a pastry that makes your mouths water, perform a ceremony in which you invite a divine spirit to enter into it, then slowly devour it while gazing in each other’s eyes.
Ok, 1….that’s just odd. 2. very good, I’ll have to think. 3. hmm…divine spirits, one has to belive in them to invite them in first right? I can’t very well invite you into the mousse and well maybe I can…;-)
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awwwww come on, shed a little humanity. i’m quite sure you’re capable of crowing at the moon. as for the deity stuff, yeah, it’s kind of helpful when you believe in them 😉
heeeeeeeere moussey moussey moussey. heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere moussey!
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