Scorpio for week of April 24th:

In my astrological opinion, it’s a perfect time to introduce more experimentation into your most promising relationship. To stimulate your imagination, here are a few ideas you and your companion might want to try together. 1. Go outside just after midnight, wail five loud cock-a-doodle-doos, then run back inside before you’re caught. 2. Describe to your friend or partner a detailed vision of his or her best possible future. Ask for the same treatment in return. 3. Borrow the approach of the religions that have rituals of eating their gods. Buy a pastry that makes your mouths water, perform a ceremony in which you invite a divine spirit to enter into it, then slowly devour it while gazing in each other’s eyes.

Freewill Astrology

So, I’ve managed to secure my Ozzfest ticket, meet up with djaesthetic for lunch and sympathy, find my email not up yet – though, I’m at least getting a pseudo-real page, as opposed to the fucked up version of register.com’s home page – and as a result of that, I was finally able to get an email to them asking what the hell is up with their servers. Guess they made the decision to not post a “We’re updating” page, or whatnot, and instead let things be confusing and fucked up. Needless to say, I will definitely begin focusing on getting my Linux server up so I can give myself email access instead of relying on outside server registries.